THE KING ATLASBetaA WORLD BETWEEN STORIESSingle-book characters / Named cast
6 named character entries recorded in Big Wheels: A Tale of the Laundry Game (Milkman #2). Open a snippet for the book’s wording.
These entries belong to this story; they do not establish matches to characters in other books. Read about this work and its recorded connections.
This is a growing catalog, not a claim that every character has been found.
A lot of beer always made him fart. “Hey!” Rocky said, staggering around a pile of rusty hubcaps. “You member Diana Rucklehouse?” “Sure do,” Bob said. An unwilling grin came to his mouth. “She was the one with the—” He cupped his hands in front of his chest. Rocky howled.
Bob guffawed. “You member that picture of Ursula Andress that Tinker Johnson pasted on ole lady Freemantle’s bulletin board?” Rocky howled. “And he drawed on those two big old jahoobies—” “—and she just about had a heart-attack—” “You two can laugh,” Leo said morosely, and farted. Bob blinked at him.
Possible aliases: Leo
Caution again: “You mean your car?” Rocky cackled. “No—my ole hogleg! Sure, my car! Canya?” Bob opened his mouth to say no. “This here’s an old friend of mine. Leo Edwards. Leo, wantcha to meet the only basketball player from Crescent High who dint change his sweatsocks for four years.”
“Jesus! Ain’t it somethin, runnin into you like this! Did you finally marry Marcy Drew?” “Hell, yeah. Back in ’70. Where were you?” “Jail, most probably. Lissen, muhfuh, can you inspect this baby?” Caution again: “You mean your car?” Rocky cackled. “No—my ole hogleg! Sure, my car! Canya?”
Then just put her in the tub and whack her into prime cuts and mail her away someplace to Robert Driscoll, c/o General Delivery. Any old place. Lima, Indiana. North Pole, New Hampshire. Intercourse, Pennsylvania. Kunkle, Iowa. Any old place. It could be done.
Bob guffawed. “You member that picture of Ursula Andress that Tinker Johnson pasted on ole lady Freemantle’s bulletin board?” Rocky howled. “And he drawed on those two big old jahoobies—” “—and she just about had a heart-attack—” “You two can laugh,” Leo said morosely, and farted. Bob blinked at him.