Characters in Slade

… at Doc Logan – "said they wuz doin' it on the orders of that murderin' skunk Sam Columbine!" Doc Logan pulled leather and blew three new holes in the wounded cowpoke, who flopped. "Thought he looked hot from all that fire," Doc told Slade, …

… torturing ex border guards, leaving Sandra Dawson under the watch of three trusted henchmen – Big Fran Nixon, "Quick Draw" John Mitchell, and Shifty Ron Ziegfeld. 44 After a heated shootout, Slade dropped al three of them in their slimy tracks …

You think I doan tinow where I'm goin'?" Slade staggered across the bar, stepping on General Custer's tail (the dog didn't wake up) and managed to make his way out through the batwing doors where he almost fell off the sidewalk.

… frightful indeed – for if Jack Slade was the most feared gunslinger in the American Southwest, then Hunchback Fred Agnew was the most detested killer. He was a two foot three inch midget with a hump big enough for a camel halfway down his crooked back. In one …

Slade smoked and looked at him. 36 "Yore Jack Slade, ain'tchee, Pard?" The old man showed his toothless gums in another smile. "Reckon Miss Sandra of the Bar-T hired you, that right?

… leaving Sandra Dawson under the watch of three trusted henchmen – Big Fran Nixon, "Quick Draw" John Mitchell, and Shifty Ron Ziegfeld. 44 After a heated shootout, Slade dropped al three of them in their slimy tracks and freed the fair Sandra.

Just then a steely arm clamped his elbow. Slade looked around blearily. "I'm Deputy Marshall Hoagy Carmichael," the stranger said, "and I’m taking yuh in – " "On what charge?" Slade asked. "Public intoxication. Now let's go." Slade burped.

… One story had it that he wore black as a perpetual emblem of mourning for his Illinois sweetheart, Miss Polly Peachtree of Paduka, who passed tragically from this vale of tears when a flaming Montgolfier balloon crashed into the Peachtree barn while Polly was …

"Miss Dawson! Miss Dawson!" The bartender yelled. "Mose Hart, yore top hand, just rode into town! He says the Bar-T bunkhouse is on fire!" But before Sandra Dawson could reply, Slade was on his way.

Sandra came forward and looked down at the sprawled body of John "The Backshooter" Parkman with burning eyes. "This is one of the men that murdered my father!" She cried "One of the low, murdering swine that Sam Columbine hired!"

he yelled, "I'll – " But at that moment Slade carefully put a bullet through his head. Pinky Lee flopped, his evil days done. "Lee?" Sam Columbine called. "Pinky? You out there?" A craven cowardly note had crept into his voice.

… passed out in the kitchen of a fancy bordello in Bleeding Heart, Kansas, a Union officer named Randolph P. Sorghum dropped a homemade bomb down the kitchen chimney. "Pinky" lost all his hair, his eyebrows, and all the fingers on his left hand, …

Grinning fiendishly, he opened the lid and pulled out a twelve-foot python named Sadie Hawkins. Sadie had been Hunchback Fred's bosom companion for the last twelve years, and had saved the terrifying little man from death many times. "Do your stuff, hon." Fred whispered affectionately.

… they embraced, Sam Columbine forgotten. Slade was just about to ask her how things were going when Sam Columbine, evil rat that he was, crept up behind him and shot Slade in the back three times. "Thank God!" Polly whispered as she and Sam embraced …

… standing in front of it, laughing evilly, were three of Sam Columbine's gunmen – Sunrise Jackson, Shifty Jack Mulloy, and Doc Logan. Doc Logan himself was rumored to have sent twelve sheep-ranchers to Boot Hill in the bloody Abeliene range war. But at that …

… Dawson under the watch of three trusted henchmen – Big Fran Nixon, "Quick Draw" John Mitchell, and Shifty Ron Ziegfeld. 44 After a heated shootout, Slade dropped al three of them in their slimy tracks and freed the fair Sandra. The acrid, choking smell of …

He mounted his huge black stallion, Stokely, and headed for the border, where Sam Columbine was torturing Mexican customs men with the help of his A No.1 Top Gun – "Pinky" Lee.

Slade walked over to Sunrise Jackson and rolled him over with his boot. Jackson had a hole right between the eyes. Then he went over to Shifty Jack Mulloy, who was gasping his last. "You got me, Pard!"

Both feet were coated with honey and Lee's trained bear, Whomper, was licking it off with his long tongue.