Read the book snippet Spoilers · The King Family & the Wicked Witch
… During the news that night the Kings and the Prince of New Hampshire heard Barbara Walters report that a UFW had been seen by a 747 airplane over Bridgton. Maine – an unidentified flying witch.
Read the book snippet Spoilers · The King Family & the Wicked Witch
She came down on her fanny. And when she came down, she let another fart.
DRRRRRRAPPP! went the fart. It was so windy it knocked down the witch's home and the Bridgton Trading Post. You could see Dom Cardozl sitting on the toilet where he had been pooping.
Read the book snippet Spoilers · The King Family & the Wicked Witch
… There was a boy named Joe who was four years old. He went to school too, although he only went two days a week. He was short and blonde with hazel eyes.
Read the book snippet Spoilers · The King Family & the Wicked Witch
Her name was Witch Hazel.
How wicked was Witch Hazel? Well, once she had changed a Prince from the Kingdom of New Hampshire into a woodchuck. She turned a little kid's favorite kitty into whipped cream.